In my own house.

Dinner –

-Mom, beer is really bad for your body, maybe you shouldn’t drink it.
I don’t know Kai, It was invented by Monks – and it’s been around a long time, and mama usually just has a beer with dinner.
-Nope, I heard it – and it’s true. No beer is good for you, You shouldn’t drink it.

Cue the moment, I realized – that my son will rebel by being straight-edge.